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Turtle poop

When a poop peeks out then goes back in your bum
by KD1234123 December 16, 2016
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Turtle Nation

turtle nation is a group for nergirks (nerd/geek) fandom over turtles and have an army of people who want to join in turtle nation we do stuff like hanging in storehouses talking about embarrassing stories and if we're bored we do what anybody wants to do. Turtle Nation has a bunch of weird kids who can't fit in and just want to be in a place where they feel like they can say anything without getting laughed at (unless it's a joke) or being called a freak. my friends and I have put that title in our school so when people say who are you we say turtle Nation, midget, chocolate milk god, goddess of fluffiness, or other stuff and to join our group you have to at least have one job. (mine's supplier) :) also don't get on our bad side we all can kick ass. have a great day
boy 1: who is that weird guy screaming
boy 2: IDK but I hear that he's the turtle nation captain
by haileyrawlings5@gmail.com July 28, 2017
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Turtle God of Sex

When you need to get laid or have other people support you in your chase for some booty . You shout out to the turtle God of sex, blast it wherever you can and try to get people to send you emojis of the turtle and sparkles . This increases your odds of having sex .
" I blasted out the Turtle God of sex all over HQ and my Snapchat "
"Good for you bro your odds of loosing your virginity just increased significantly !"
by fowlmouthedfeminist October 4, 2018
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Title text here

Title text here
John: *enters a google application*
God: Title text here
by Pusylicker92 February 5, 2019
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Turtle Nuts

A word to describe your testicles when they shrivel up and get hard. Like a turtle's shell.
Man, it's freezing out here! I got turtle nuts!
by Wezal June 26, 2019
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triles

the ship name of characters from the tv show degrassi the next generation and degrassi next class, tristan milligan and miles hollingsworth played by lyle lettau and eric osborne
person 1: oh my god, i totally ship triles!

person 2: me too! theyre my OTP
by insert pen name October 7, 2019
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trutle

Very pog turtle that gets all the ladys
Trutle is looking very good today
by PotatoGodMC July 22, 2021
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