Topping yourself

It means killing yourself.
Suicide.

Sara: Ah Jen i'm so depressed!
Jen: Please dont go Topping yourself Sara D:
Sara: Im considering it
Jen: We all love you, this isnt right -cries-

by Hayz24 December 15, 2011

sloppy toppy

When your homie starts slobbing on your fat purple vainy monster cock.

damn that was the best sloppy toppy you ever givin

by ibvoss August 7, 2020

Tops

I'm gonna be fucking late so don't be mad

Bro I'm gonna be 10min tops

by Ppparker December 20, 2017

Sloppy Toppy 6000

The neutral BJ Between Sloppy Toppy 5000 and Sloppy Toppy 7000. It gives the feeling of gods without astral projecting you into the 4th dimension.

Damn Sally(from cars 3) gave me a Sloppy Toppy 6000.

by MrSofaSoup February 23, 2022

torps

Breasts. Derived from "torpedoes." Used to refer to the breasts of someone that you work with. A wink-wink type office friendly code.

"Nice torps."
-Dan

by Jocko Malloy March 11, 2004

Toppest

The best of something.

Isn't Liam just the toppest bloke, what a beast.

by Hundax November 22, 2013

gone topside

Died.

So many of us have already gone topside

by TGKF March 27, 2003