toked n' roped

When an individual becomes too high on marijuana to function efficiently.

Driving may take longer due to an the driver not making quick enough decisions on following the fastest route. Other examples include not being able to do simple tasks or multi-task as proficiently. Spills often occur in the kitchen due to one being "Toked n' Roped"

by Red Shrapnel May 4, 2008

Toledo ZooTeen

Pretty cool people who act like creepers most the time. But volunteer a lot with education, conservation, community service, and other random things at the Toledo Zoo and some off grounds places. Again, their pretty cool kids(:

"I wanna be a Toledo ZooTeen?"
"Why?"
"'Cause their the coolest kids in town."

by ZooTeen 4 Ever((: January 2, 2010

Toledo

In a state in which half of the economy is already based off Lebron James, Toledo is the shining star crowning the Christmas tree of poverty and despair. Although the city has a population nearing 300,000, no more than 6 of its citizens actually want to live in Toledo, and the rest of the population has been held hostage by communist overlords at the University of Toledo since a coup de tat in 2002. The misery of the hostages is so massive, it influences the weather to be gloomy, rainy, and, for lack of better terminology, shitty year round. The terrible weather serves as a natural barrier to prevent any outsiders from coming to save the native Toledans from hostile subjection, making the grave situation even more hopeless. Foreign aid has debated on making a rescue attempt, but when they sat down to discuss the matter, they realized the people of Toledo kinda suck anyway.

The people of Toledo communicate mostly through their battle cries. For those unfamiliar with Toledan battle cries, they are similar to the sound of a thousand fucking car alarms. The most popular cult ritual battle cry begins with the clan elite saying "TOL". After the apex unit begins the chant, his or her grunts respond with "EDO", signaling that they are ready for combat. The best course of action upon hearing this ritual is to respond to the Alpha's signal and attempt to blend in to the underlings.

Person 1: Hey where do you want to go for vacation?

Person 2: Not Toledo

by Suck My Toledo April 17, 2018

toed

The act of sticking a Toe up one's ass.

I was getting pissed off at Derek and I said "DATS IT, I'm gonna Toe you now"

by Zac James June 1, 2004

toed

To stick a toe into an oriface. Usually the anal or vaginal oriface.

Did you hear about Duffy? Yeah he toed his mom!

by Pimpy C September 28, 2005

Torpedophile

A torpedo enthusiast

My uncle is a torpedophile. He enjoys polishing his torpedo collection.

by phlurm December 22, 2010

Beef Torpedo

A beef torpedo is what one uses to sink her battleship. It is a commonly used implement in the popular "hide the salami" game. Generally hampered by its slow rate of fire.

Ahoy, bo'sun, I smell fish! Ahead of us, it's the gigantic bearded clam! Fire the beef torpedo!

by Fuzzy Bunny November 6, 2006