Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully

Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”

by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022

Took it too far

They destroyed my life. Destroyed my ability to interact with people. Destroyed my relationship with my only friend. And it's consumed my entire life.

Hym "But I took it too far!? No. No. That kid is fucking deceased. You cocksuckers are going to pay for this is it is the last thing I ever do."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Took 'em to the zoo

A euphemism for taking someone outside and fucking them raw (doggy style).

After we got blitzed at Applebees, I took 'em to the zoo, if you know what I mean.

by notafurry221 January 8, 2021

took down

getting robbed, beaten up, stolen from or scammed

twin ahh went to Clayton county and got took down

by IXYMIA May 13, 2025

Took an elvis

Taking a shit and end up dieing in the process or taking a big shit.

He took an elvis last night.

by ridder66 July 18, 2019

took-took

Slang word for vagina in Apache, from the 70/80s

She shaves her took-took

by ApacheGirl March 20, 2021

if he look he took

Phrase meaning that if your man is checking out somebody else then you've already lost him.

Naysha: "Why Ramone keep looking at that bitch?"
Carla: "If he look he took!"

by just like honey July 7, 2025