Took 'em to the zoo

A euphemism for taking someone outside and fucking them raw (doggy style).

After we got blitzed at Applebees, I took 'em to the zoo, if you know what I mean.

by notafurry221 January 8, 2021

who took your phone

Another from of saying who took your virginity

So, tell me, who took your phone Frankie;)?

by potnoodlehehe February 10, 2021

took-took

Slang word for vagina in Apache, from the 70/80s

She shaves her took-took

by ApacheGirl March 20, 2021

took a left

Precursor to Take a L.

The way your day is going well or even good and then something makes it go awry. Less than a Trainwreck, but more than a general inconvenience.

Things were going sweet! Then my life took a left on me. I started seeing all the cards falling right before my eyes. This and that happened and my great day turned into a crappy day. Just like that.

by Mr. Moisha April 15, 2021

Took a Corrupt Politician

When you take a big dump, be political to a certain degree after doing it, but refrain from using some certain names.

Rico took a Corrupt Politician after eating something from Taco Bell.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 27, 2021

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023

Took

To be taken for a fool time and time again, gullible, easily mislead, remarkably ignorant, sold a bad bill of goods constantly.

Landon was deceived again. That guy will believe anything and run with it. He's constantly taken for a fool. He's Took.

by BigJD3 November 3, 2023