tomposs

Small Penis, Ugly Face, Looks like Shrek's asshole what a pimp

He looks like a Tomposs

by Jokl April 28, 2014

Tampons

A derogatory term for a member of the National Guard or Reserves.

It must be that time of the month, because the tampons are here for drill again.

by Yomommasbae March 1, 2019

tampon kink

The kink of getting turned on by a tampon

“I have a tampon kink….”

“Ew, bro wtf”

by FeralKat September 13, 2021

The Tampon

A mediocre personality, sets a poor example as a friend, widely regarded as a horrible person, an inadequate lover and definitely on the outer as a loved family member.

Rarely will you find someone who likes the cut of this mans jib.

Last seen taking stock of himself.

Prior to that, last seen taking a good hard look at himself. It's likely that he was the person who last saw himself, whilst taking a look at himself. Because that makes sense.

NB: Occasionally a good bloke but barely deserves a mention. In the interest of being balanced, he has excellent taste in choosing groomsmen for his wedding.

"Gee, I hope The Tampon comes out of retirement next season"

"Ha! Did you hear The Tampon injured himself again?"

"The tampon is not a good friend but I now feel obligated to keep him around"

by Betterthanyou2012 December 12, 2012

Put a tampon on

When someone is getting mad at something stupid or anything at all.

(Guy) You Idiot! There's no gas in the car, now I have to stop by at the gas station tomorrow morning.

(Guy 2) Put a tampon on and stop the bleeding.

by Vibez, The Voice January 16, 2013

Tampon

A person From Tampa

Omar is not a Tampon.
All tampons are wack.

by Tito2holla June 22, 2008

birthed my tampon

the act of expelling a tampon during sports, from a sneezing episode, laughing episode, etc.

I was laughing so hard at the gym, I birthed my tampon and it fell right out of my shorts onto a yoga mat.

by spinservegin September 23, 2011