A secondary insult to Apple's ugliest iPod ever created, the iPod Shuffle, first generation. The image and term was realized when a young man, Gene T., imagined that the iPod shuffle 1G looked like a tampon, hence created a shirt with a picture of that nasty piece of shit covered in blood with a string coming out of it.
by The Bacon Deity November 17, 2009
Get the Tampod mug.the female version of a tool. a girl or woman who tries too hard. a poser.lacks the mental capacity to engage in an intelligent conversation. acts stupid on purpose and thinks it's "hott" or cuuute".
by Maryd August 23, 2006
Get the tampoon mug.the rate at which you get reply text messages from a friend/guy.
a high TBT would indicate interest or a good friend
a low TBT means they're not really interested or have more intersting things to do than text back to you.
a high TBT would indicate interest or a good friend
a low TBT means they're not really interested or have more intersting things to do than text back to you.
"My self-worth measured in text back tempo
it's been 2 days and 8 minutes too slow"-Imogen Heap (Half Life).
"i think this guy likes me, his text back tempo is really fast"
it's been 2 days and 8 minutes too slow"-Imogen Heap (Half Life).
"i think this guy likes me, his text back tempo is really fast"
by miss.belief October 15, 2009
Get the Text back tempo mug.I had no plans for valentines day so I committed temporary suicide early last night.
I'm so excited about my plans tomorrow I'm going to committ temporary suicide and get some extra sleep.
I'm so excited about my plans tomorrow I'm going to committ temporary suicide and get some extra sleep.
by Marc and Jimmy November 17, 2007
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"Hey, don't you like that guy?"
"Yeah, but it'll never work so I'm using a temporary crush, that guy over there."
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by SoStupidI'mDangerous September 29, 2011
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Get the tomboy mug.A slang term for Fish Sticks, alluding to the fact that they resemble Tampons and are made of fish. Something you might find in a Mermaids purse when she is menstruating.
"We drank 2 cases of beer and ate way too many Mermaid Tampons last night.".
"Jane likes her Mermaid Tampons with Tartar sauce, Bob likes his with ketchup...because Bob is a sick bastard...".
"Make sure you flip your Mermaid Tampons in the oven - or they may not cook well and give you the ass worms!".
"Jane likes her Mermaid Tampons with Tartar sauce, Bob likes his with ketchup...because Bob is a sick bastard...".
"Make sure you flip your Mermaid Tampons in the oven - or they may not cook well and give you the ass worms!".
by Mr.Ages September 14, 2010
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