toffee on the mace

To receive fellatio from an individual when you have no intention of sexually satisfying said individual or progressing to full sexual intercourse.

"did you pull in that club last night?"

"yeah, but she was a minger so just got toffee on the mace and fucked off"

by ghahfarokhi December 10, 2008

frock toffee

“Frocktoffee”



Spillage onto the garment of a young woman, often fluid of a seminal nature (see “harry monk”) resulting in matting of fibre.



E.g. after the harry cannon when off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.

E.g. after the harry cannon went off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
"Frock toffee"

by Harrison Lee June 3, 2007

tiffeney

Tiffeney's are usually very loyal and wear their hearts on their sleeves. They have many acquaintances, but few best friends. A Tiffeney tends to be very emotional, taking everything to heart. She can be easily angered, but slow to react on it. Once someone breaks a Tiffeney's trust, it's usually never gained back. When a Tiffeney loves, she loves with her whole heart!

Always love a Tiffeney, like you'll never love again!

by TiffeneyBL022015 December 21, 2016

teffelejoerissen

Van het latijs "teffelejoeri". Iets met een recalictrante tegenzin in de juist plek plaatsen.

Wij willen de afwas niet doen maar als het klaar is teffelejoerissen we de bordjes de kast in.

by limpgimpsimpleton August 28, 2018

split toofed HO

a ho with an unusually large gap in between her front teeth, about the size of the average male penis in girth. Most likely caused by being a ho.

Drew: Yeah i'm a firefighter and love them split toofed HOs from the Villas. Kitty Soft!!!

by DrewBaby December 18, 2007

tffers

Short for Two Floors Up commonly referrred to as Two Floors, Two Floors Up, located on Bourke Street Melbourne Australia. Infamous for it's shit hole club good music, and muzzas

lets hit tffers tonight then revs

by yzy May 13, 2010

toffee apple

Used to point out two guys that seem/are homosexual.

Stoi-Stoi: Dude, look at Fat John and his friend eat lunch. They look gross.
PJ: Yeah look at them toffee apples get it on.
Fat John: ITS FINGERLICKING FUN!

by hitchhiker April 15, 2008