Toad Whistle

Toad Whistle- an unfortunately wart-laden beef whistle.

"Dude, that is one gruesome looking Toad Whistle you're sporting."

by Wil.e.cha0te January 08, 2012

slithy toad

A smithy toad is a bro or a fellow Boi
Noun- Slith slitherin

That's my slithy toad

by Theslithy January 30, 2023

Toads Re

Short for "Totally Retarded". Used to describe something that is inexplicably stupid, pointless, or nonsensical.

Diego: Dude this is toads re! I can't believe the cops came and busted up another one of my parties.

Jillian: Dudes, Johnson just assigned us three essays in one class. Hella re.
Everyone else: Toads!

by The Executive Council July 19, 2008

Toad Nipples

When your nipples are so hard they have bumps and it feels like a toad.

" Man it's so cold I got toad nipples"

by lostprophet1900 June 09, 2017

Port-a-toad

When you lick a toad that causes hallucinations and it "teleports" you to another place and time. Usually the ER of a hospital or a county jail cell.

I need to get somewhere in a hurry! Give me the port-a-toad!

by yourwrong88 November 27, 2010

eat a toad

the family friendly version of eat my dick

Sally: i hate dogs
Tom: eat a toad
Sally: eww wtf tom im not into ur fetishes
Tom: what no

by ByeHiHiHiHiHiHi December 11, 2019

Trouser Toad

The Vulva.

M.C.I.

My trouser toad is itching today. I think I am allergic to that bath bomb from last night.

by Muh Shell February 25, 2021