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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

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Tinder Troutline

Swiping right on tinder liking every profile available. Only after a match is made does the person actually look to verify the prospects appearance.
"How did your date go?"

"Not that great, I picked her up on the Tinder Troutline and she wound up being a real 5"
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tinder bruise

One who obtains bruises from tinder fucks. A term used to describe the evidence of a tinder slut.
She'd have tinder bruises for sure, slut.
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tinderizing

Bending the truth on Tinder to soften someone up and give a better impression of yourself.
"Sorry I took so long to write back bro. I was tinderizing this girl before our date later. I was telling her that I work out EVERY SINGLE DAY. LOL.
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Tinder night

Kenny: "Hey Mandy wanna come over and have a tinder night"

Mandy: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"

Kenny: "Wait I thought we were just gonna be swiping on our phones."

Mandy: "Tinder night means we fuck, dumbass"
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Tinder lick

Licking another ones ass that you just met on tinder
Met a girl last night and tinder licked her
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tinder

an app used for validation by women, used to fuel depression by men unless you’re very handsome
guy: hey man how’s that tinder app going?
other guy: considering i’m medium ugly, not fucking great
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