Timmer

a sweetheart that will steal your heart away. He's the most loving, kindhearted boy you will ever meet. You can stare into his blue eyes all day and run your fingers through his blonde hair. He personally loves red-headed green-eyed girls. He'll make sure you're always protected and never leave you upset. He's the perfect boy anyone would die to have!

Boy: "I got you a surprise!"
Girl: "What is it?"
Boy: "Close your eyes!" *pulls out flowers*
Girl: "Timmer! You're so cute!"

by Dreamy :o) August 2, 2011

timberland up

To kick or step on someone, using timberland boots.

"yo if that chick don't pay me she gonna get timberland up"

by johnny doe May 13, 2005

timberley

The boss. Straight up one pimp ass mutha fucka.

Yo, thats the Timberley.

Timberley, enough said.

by jinxlikealynx March 3, 2010

Timpervanous

A male with a ridiculously large number of female friends, but doesn't have the ability to score any of them.

Is that guy ever going to get laid by those chicks? He must be Timpervanous

by The Unknown Avenger February 10, 2009

short-timer's syndrome

Originally dating back to the Vietnam War. When one's rotation date (leave the country) was near, one lost focus on still being a soldier, and became a liability instead of an asset. Also, the period of time at the end of the 12th grade, when one has already been accepted into a college or the military, and is just waiting for the Senior Prom and Graduation ceremonies.

I wonder if Simon Cowell is getting short-timer's syndrome on American Idol?

by Guido1 March 11, 2010

Big Timer

A Big Timer not only possesses class, but also great skill. He/she can complete even the most routine task with elegance and panache. A Big Timer also has large levels of banter and unrivalled wit.

Person one: "She's never even cracked a smile at me. He comes along and says a few things and she's pissing her pants and going out with him on Sunday!"

Person 2: "It's too easy for him! He's a Big Timer!"

by Alzamatralz November 8, 2014

Timberlow

The man of your dreams. The one with the beasty cock that you want to marry.

"Have you met your timberlow yet?"

by N'R April 15, 2009