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Thunder Nugget

When you force a silver dollar size turd out of your bung hole that takes your breath away, and hits the water with a deep impact sound. Thus creating a few beads of sweat on your forehead, and causing the water to splash back directly into your butt hole.

This can also cause your feet to fall asleep while on the toilet.
I cant get off the toilet just yet. That Thunder Nugget caused my feet to go numb.
by Ice_Dibiase May 16, 2011
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Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty

When a member of the uncut persuasion is reaching climax during masturbation, he uses his available foreskin to contain his bodily jizz fluid thus able to scream and thrash to all hell enjoying himself fully while cleanup remains simple.
I was making fun of Ryan for being such a dysfunctional neckbeard virgin asshole when he hit me with some cold reality. Apparently he was capable of the Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty, which when I was explained the meaning of which, thoroughly shat my pants, having passed out, failing to cope with the sudden, jarring possibility that someone could exist like this. It's no wonder he never gets pussy. He lives in a limbo world. He's forgotten (if he ever knew) what it's like to get laid.
by GrimyGripster May 14, 2018
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thunder mug tool kit

What every toilet should have to ensure a confident and successful shit.Beside the basic toilet brush and commode plunger,a hatchet for chopping megaturds into flushable units,a pair of bar-b-que tongs for unjamming toilet paper clogs and at least one elbow length rubber glove for retrieving cell phones and wallets accidentally dropped in the toxic soup.A pair of grass clippers also comes in handy for snipping off stalled turds that come halfway out and stop and are too dense to be pinched off by sphincter action alone.
I keep my thunder mug tool kit in a bucket right beside the toilet.
by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011
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Arctic Thunder Sex

When a female achieves orgasm after riding the vibrating seat of an 'Arctic Thunder' snowmobile racing arcade game. Similar to the effect of a Sybian, this real event is made even more amazing when it occurs inside of a busy Chuck E Cheese's
Tom: "What did you and your girlfriend do last night Jake?"

Jake: "We went to fun world and had Arctic Thunder Sex."
by Isaac_Rath_124 September 26, 2009
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cum guzzling thunder cunt

A cum guzzling thunder cunt is a word used as an insult which fits many situations... can be interpreted many ways..one of which is a person that loves swallowing cum and gets around A LOT.. also typically a bitch and or whore.
1)You know what, fuck you, your just a good for nothing cum guzzling thunder cunt.

classic dialogue: 2)
duchebag 1: asshole
duchebag 2: cocksucker
duchebag 1: cum guzzling thunder cunt
duchebag 2: *speechless*
by MX|Racer141 August 1, 2006
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War Thunder

War Thuder is a -pay to win- free to play MMO featuring lots of Russian bias, ships , planes, and tanks.
Hey bro lets play war thunder
Nah sorry 7.7 is ruined by italy.
by CykaSucc February 18, 2019
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Thunder Cannons

"Did you see Christina in there? damn shes got huge Thunder Cannons!"
by Blake Ellestud September 22, 2006
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