Fat Thompson

When you take a skank home from the bar, and stick the largest hot dog you can find in her ass, then fill her vagina with ketchup, mustard, and relish… Voilá!!! You’ve given her the fat Thompson!!!

Yeah, I took this chick home from the bar, and gave her a FAT THOMPSON! Good thing I had some condiments!

by Beach Bum Bob February 24, 2024

Troy Thompson

Troy Thompson is an elected Mayor for the city of Townsville, North Queensland, Australia. Troy won the Townsville Mayoral Election in March 2024 on the back of misinformation and lies he promoted about himself. Troy claimed to have served his country in the Army for 5 years when it was actually less than 3 years as a reservist. He claimed to be part of the Special Forces (SAS) but was only ever a cook. He advertised several university degrees but admitted to never actually completing those degrees. Troy drove a company with a 9 million dollar budget into the ground, but not before paying his ex-wife the sum of $35K and nothing to the workers as one of his last acts within that company.

Ben: "Gavin, you should have seen me last night. I picked up these five chick's who bought me dinner, threw money at me for drinks and got me drunk, then they all fingerd my bum, at the same time".

Gavin: "Fuck off idiot, trying pull a Troy Thompson on me".

by Troy Thruth Thompson May 31, 2024

nivea thompson

Nivea Thompson is the wife of Min Yoongi 2021. She is a mother of 2 by the names of Arianna Curiel and Liliana Contreras. Although Arianna Curiel was diagnosed with Down Syndrome at birth; Nivea still cherished her as if nothing were wrong.

Friend: "Hey! Does BTS Min Yoongi have a wife?"

You: "Yeah! her name is Nivea Thompson."

by joeballz July 19, 2021

Lydia Thompson

Lydia thompson ah boy she only likes black dudes with big juicy lips

And then likes white dudes with shriveled lips

Lydia thompson is a wacko

by Ur momma jealous November 22, 2021

Brian Thompson

Not. Ryan. Gosling. One should not be deceived.

Hey Rick Perry, is that Ryan Gosling at the Flying Saucer?! No, Michael Knoll, that's Brian Thompson, a quasi substitute at best.

by obeythetiki December 14, 2013

Thicky Thompson

Essentially fecal matter, usually a dense, wide log that requires a degree of pinching out.

"Oh man, I gotta go pinch a serious Thicky Thompson!"

The man's ass seemed to have expanded several inches after ejecting a massive Thicky Thompson.

by beejgreen March 17, 2009

Thompsoned

To be screwed over and miserable

I was Thompsoned and now I dont get to see all my friends.

by girl_with_paper_balls_in_her_h January 7, 2020