Tasteless Thirst

When you have gone more than 6 months without sex and you become so horny that you'd fuck that thick ass futon if it would let you. Being this horny leads men and women around the world to hook up with God's mistakes without hesitation.

Tiffany: Did you here Becky fucked Ethan?
Jessica: Ew he's so ugly.
Tiffany: Yea she's totally got a bad case of Tasteless Thirst

by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019

Apocalypse thirst text

When the world is coming to an end and someone you know know texts you for sex.

Oh my god, Nathan just Apocalypse thirst texted me. He’s such a fuckboy.

by Schmoozer420 June 6, 2020

Thirst trap

When you try to get the ladies or men to think you’re sexy.

BDR always posts thirst traps.

by Mrs.sanders2022 March 3, 2024

Thirst World Problems

Problems that are only experienced by people with an abundance of admirers and/or partners.

"That guy I was flirting with wants me - but he won't date polyamorous chicks." *Sulks*
"Oh honey you've got thirst world problems!"

by CiciMcGee May 29, 2021

drink the thirst

quench your thirst by drinking the thirst

"man im so thirsty"
"drink the thirst"

by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022

The Thirst Quencher

When you get a friend and make them piss in a bottle and you choose a friend to chug the piss

Yo dude wanna try The Thirst Quencher shits gonna be fun

by Gynomorph shark August 14, 2023

Banishing Thirst

The Banishing Thirst is an only born disease where the patient is not aloud to touch a living soul. The patient will have to be at least 6ft apart from another person. Or have to be put in a room from any human contact.

This disease can cause savior touch starvation to the patient and try to touch anyone they can see. The diseases will also cause depression, monophobia (fear of being left alone), anxiety, separation anxiety, Agoraphobia (fear of leaving the place you call a safe haven), Insomnia, anthropophobia (fear of people)

There is unfortunately no cure for this illness. If touched on a specific area that part of the body will slowly disappear like water. If the patient wishes to be touched they will either choose their parents, friend, or their crush.

"This banishing Thirst is more a curse than a disease" I say while crying in the silent room I know too well.

by Yaoi95 June 2, 2022