Mad Tight

Extremely upset/angry

These mother fuckers are mad tight we took they shit.

by totethe44 July 27, 2009

cottage cheese thighs

When a female has thighs that resemble cottage cheese. Sometimes you can tell when overweight women wear spandex.

Those cottage cheese thighs were repulsive.

by dankenstein February 11, 2005

tight butthole

An awesome night--Everyone likes a tight butthole

Did you have fun last night? "Oh yeah! Last night was definitely a tight butthole!"

by ManHoFoSho April 7, 2011

thicc anime thighs

When thicc anime girls are wearing tights too small to suck up all of their thigh.

DaMn ShE hAs SoMe ThIcC aNiMe ThIghS

by I'mma._.Weeb August 19, 2019

tight butthole

A word used on the Comedy Central show Workaholics.
1. It means to have a good time.

2. Planning something that will be awesome.

1. Yo this party is tight butthole right now.
2. Hey I'm planning this party right now. It's gonna be tight butthole.

by CCFan November 23, 2011

pimp tight

ridiculously ill, the sweetest thing ever

Ay did you see dat Escalade on 24's wit dat crazy paint job bouncin' thru da hood?
Yeah dogg that shit was pimp tight!

by Nick D February 21, 2003

Poker Thigh

Formally know as "pate pokerian sartorial musclia", the common nomenclature of poker thigh is more widely used. This horrendous muscle strain is inflicted upon the upper thigh region, usually stemming from a pronated reaching or stretching maneuver across a table, whereby the patient wins a large mountain of chips playing poker (as God intended) and upon reaching too far forward with his ill gotten gains, pulls a muscle in his upper thigh. The secondary diagnosis is found to be a girlish yelp, somewhat reminiscent of a horny panda, which then leads to a frantic, almost spastic, hopping action to rid ones body of the karmic pain inflicted upon them for their evil ways on the poker table.

The only known remedy is constant reminders of the incident, which usually result in a side effect of uncontrollable laughter from those who are told the story as it occurred.

"This guy at the table was acting all cocky, until he got won that hand and got struck with Poker Thigh."

by Poker Buddies July 22, 2007