Upside down spaceman

A helmet of some sort must be worn during the entire process, and the male must be upside down swinging from the ceiling on chains. To make the experience even better, other equipment may be used, such as knives and whips. Water can be used for additional lubrication.
Jack: We need to spice up our sex life.

Lisa: How about the Upside down spaceman? I heard about it from Joanna up the road.
by That bitch!! September 14, 2023
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Upside down dumpster

This unique position requires one partner to place theirs legs parallel to the top of a medium upside down trash can, while he thrusts down into his partner. The partner, laying comfortably with their ass up into position. The trash can and the receivers torso should be approximately the same length for
Ideal leverage.
Last night, Armand slipped on a banana peal after we finished the upside down dumpster position. He forgot to empty the trash.
by Kevinbakescookies July 08, 2022
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When you give a urine sample offer this as a specialty; spin the rim of the sample cup in your bleeding vagina, next dip rim in tajin, following - fill the cup with your urine. Serve with the cap underneath.
I went to the Public Health Clinic and served them my Spicy Pineapple Upside Down Cake...
by Bigteenus March 19, 2021
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Pineapple Upside-Down Cake

Sexual position where a man lays on his back with an erection, then two midgets, any gender, straddle together over the man. They make out, pour caramel sauce over there heads, while the bottom thrusts his hips up to orgasm between the two midgets.
I tried a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake last night. It was fun, but I needed new sheets, and the midgets used all the hot water
by CheshirePanda January 11, 2024
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The act of someone on a trapeze by their feet jerking off two men
I did an upside down double swank surpreme to bill and John yesterday
by Shabongoman111 November 17, 2016
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turn you upside down

When an authority figure such as an army captain or schoolteacher threatens to punish you by bending down, grabbing your ankles from behind, lifting you into the air and shoving his dick in your mouth
"Man, my PE teacher was so mad at you yesterday he threatened to turn you upside down!"
by ManJuice98 August 27, 2015
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upside down arse

A stupid person (usually used in text)
Jack: *cracks a stupid joke*

Thomas: "Listen here you upside down arse"
by Rageyyyy August 24, 2021
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