Smurf an Turf

Coined by Skweezy Jibbs, described as a snack consisting of a blue razzz 4loko and a savage size slim jim

Skweezy Jibbs: “THIS REMINDS ME OF MY FAVORITE SNAKC A SMURF AN TURF WHICH IS A BLUE RAZZ 4LOCO AN A SAVAGE SIZE SLIM JIM”

by penisgaming47 September 6, 2022

turf-burner

an individual or multiple persons (plural. turf-burners) whose genital area(s) is(are) inhabited by one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases.
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, HIV... etc.

-causes- promiscuous sex, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former

guy 1 (scratching) "I think I hooked-up with a turf-burner last weekend."
guy 2 "You should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball."

by Chris Demo June 24, 2008

Turf Talk

Protecting the ground you're walking on, and, then, or, directing traffic on your turf.

That kid had so much skill, he was directing traffic from your pistol to the ground, and away from him so: "TALK ABOUT DROPPING DIMES, YOU LOST A GUN FIGHT TO A KID WITH A KNIFE?" That kid was turfing so hard in your city letting his action do the speaking; TURF TALK.

by Death0A December 1, 2014

Turf twerker

A cheerleader.

That turf twerker could get the whole crowd blushing!

by EazilyPeazy January 28, 2024

Turf n surf

After tackling an another player on the football field and looking down and seeing your erect penis out with turf burn all over it

Ryan got turf n surf after tackling the opposing player

by Pussyslayer444 December 30, 2020

Moon Turf

The pubes that appear between and around the but hole, arse cheeks and gooch.

'she had a little more Moon Turf than expected, it made it hard to work around, even more than myself. She's started a turf war.'

by Deaf Empire April 23, 2018

turf robot

That's not among the last that this means you will keep doing what you do

Yo I just seen that turf robot he looks like an absolute g

by Ryan Thomas Holder November 15, 2023