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bro card

an intangible card, of which, each bro has two of. When a bro needs something, and pulls a bro card, his bros must help him in any way possible, despite their previous obligations, warrants, etc. If a bro uses more than two in his lifetime, he is considered a tool
Mark: I need you to wingman for me. Sally is bringing her friend.
Joe: I can't, bro, I have a bowling match.
Mark: I gotta pull a bro card on this one man.
Joe: Ok, i'll tell the captain i cant make it.
by BROB4HOES January 26, 2013
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Sex Card

What women use to manipulate men into getting things, also to put them at an advantage when they are truely equal but refuse to believe it.
1: Ill have sex with you if you give me jewelry.

2: You are discriminating me because i am a woman, now give me money.
by Damaddar August 9, 2004
mugGet the Sex Cardmug.

Shit card

An imaginary card given to a person after they let you take a shit at your house, valid for them to take a shit at your house as a way of repaying them for owning their toilet.
Sorry man I just violated your toilet, you def have one of my shit cards.

That motherfucker Chris takes a shit every time he comes over here he owes me like 50 shit cards.
by Bagelmeal88 May 21, 2013
mugGet the Shit cardmug.

Spot Card

When you owe someone money you will give them a spot card, a card which contains your name and amount of money owed to the person, spot card is ripped in half when amount has been payed to person, if not payed in a month 10 dollars will be added to initial spot amount.
I'll give you a spot card so I can remember what amount of money I owe you Mr.Krabs.
by Nuttin personal October 3, 2017
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the james card

Pulling the James card is when a man actively seeks out homeless men to attempt to receive a filthy James.
That homeless guy really knew I wanted the double penetration, I played the James card well on that one!
by Adolf Hernipoles December 12, 2018
mugGet the the james cardmug.

SOS Card

The term described when your parents say you can phone them up and get a lift home if you become to inebriated on a night of heavy drinking (usually on special occasions i.e. Birthday or new year).

Parents normally pick up the whole wolf pack and bring sufficient snacks and refreshments to turn them into a legend.
Dials the persons mother who is to drunk to function 'Jan, we need an SOS Card. Thommo is blackout drunk again and trying to buy all the chicken in the chicken shop'
by Thommo the legend January 7, 2014
mugGet the SOS Cardmug.

irish card

Similar to the "n-card", you give this to people who aren't of the Irish background and allow them to have shamrock shakes during the seasonal time.
yeah I gave Tommy the irish card yesterday
by ezikiel hemsworth February 22, 2019
mugGet the irish cardmug.

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