Lid

A term used by fags to describe their hat, helmet and other assorted headwear.

Simon: Check out my lid!
Josh: What does it go on?
Simon: My can of beans.
Josh: Your... Head?
Simon: Yeah, that too!
Josh: Right... Your helmet...

by CheckoutmyLid! June 4, 2017

Yogurt lid

When two men cum while docking and then they lick the semen out from inside each other's foreskin.

We were so hot after docking that I licked my own jizz out from his foreskin like a yogurt lid.

by das bouk! July 31, 2021

pop that lid

The act of intentionally shooting yourself in the face in order to remove your current face and have a new, more attractive face surgically transplanted at a later date.

"Yoo bro shes never gonna date a fugmo like you, you betta pop that lid"

by bharv December 3, 2018

Lid

Short for liberal or libtard, by older people who can't read tiny words on their phone or computer.

1. THE LIDS WANT TO TAKE OUR GUNS AWAY

2. TIRED OF THE LIDS HACKING MY COMPUTER

by Denis Richman July 11, 2023

hope the lid stays tight

Hoping to not take anymore pills/drugs

Idk man let's hope the lid stays tight

by Volleylover369 March 2, 2017

Lid

Noun. Australian euphemism for 'head'

"Where's Kazzah? Miss her lid."

"Look what that galah's got on his lid."

"If mate doesn't shut up, I'll slap his lid."

by Australian Culture Wizz May 17, 2023

Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018