Ferret

A ferret is a Cat Noodle.

They fit through tiny spaces while also attacking your toes.

"What a cute Ferret!"

"Ferret, That's a Cat Noodle!"

"Watch out its gonna bite your toes!"

by cheeseburger666723 February 23, 2021

washing the ferret

Masturbating with shampoo or soap.

"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."

by KenMFan March 26, 2017

thy holy ferret

an irish trans woman

thy holy ferret and their food

by LingLing134 April 27, 2019

Waxing the ferret

Attempting to have sex with a limp dick. Also known as pushing rope.

She just wasn't that hot, so I ended up waxing the ferret for a while and giving up.

by legsmalone May 25, 2010

ferretting

when you are buff and have a bigger ego then Kylie Jenner's ass with a massive dick

yo bro your ferretting around

by meefk November 28, 2017

moon ferret

on social media, the person who contributes to the discussion of a topic with things that exist only in his own imagination

- credit to Larry Correia for developing the word and concept via his interactions with the uneducated on social media

How Moon Ferreting works is when someone is posting about an actual event, a rando will pop into the comments screaming about a bunch of things related to that topic that only exist in their imagination. So there's the real issue under discussion, but why won't you address this imaginary thing that they just made up! Your inability to justify the thing that hasn't happened and probably will never happen proves that you're a bad person and they win.

by Somewhere Far, Far, Away April 22, 2025

Three peaked ferret

An mythical animal that is only found in the dense regions of rural south-west myanmar.

There have been several sightings of the three peaked ferret since the start of 2022.

by Dr Eldenberry June 20, 2022