Fanny porridge

When a womans horny juices are running a bit thick.

Geoff "I aint putting it in there fool, its full of fanny porridge!"

"Strange . . . it tastes like porridge, but how did it get in here?"

Dick talking to bollocks "It is like swimming in porridge"

by urban spaceman November 24, 2009

Fanny Tax

Having to pay over the odds for alcoholic beverages at a drinking establishment due to the employment of better than average looking muff.

Male 1 - You wanna go to <insert pretentious club/bar>?
Male 2 - Nah, it's like five quid a pint, I'm not paying fanny tax
Male 1 - Man, you cheap cunt

by Grimmidge June 13, 2011

Furlough fanny

Furlough fanny. Extremely hairy vagina

Wow Suzan had a proper furlough fanny looked like it hadn’t seen a razor since she finished work

by £&@ July 9, 2020

janny fanny

janny fanny similar to the infamous glory hole but instead of being between 2 cubical's its a hole located on the back wall above the toilet system

i put my cock through the janny fanny and felt an almighty blowjob

by Gh0stReaper July 29, 2018

Roller Fanny

After roller-skating for an hour plus..... Roller Fanny is the cheesy chaffe between your legs

What a great skim but I have some strong roller Fanny kicking up right now

by The Trig April 18, 2017

happy fanny

a girl who loves cock

betty loved a lot of cocks, she was a happy fanny

by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

fanny spanner

Slang for cock or willy

Jason - How did it go last night then?

Colin - All good mate, poked my Fanny Spanner right in her Cock Socket

Jason - Touch!

Colin - yes

by colin worth July 23, 2007