Coconut Smoothie

The act of placing cocaine on a penis and as the male ejaculates, the recipient orally injests the semen-cocaine mixture.

He gave me a coconut smoothie after we came back from the rave.

by ReneaWithAnA June 26, 2021

Lazy Coconut

1. When a male is engaging in intercourse with a female, and wishes to ejaculate in his partner's mouth, however releases too early and ejaculates on her chest.

2. Dropping off dirty dishes on the bar in a gaming room instead of rinsing them in the sink and putting them in the dishwasher.

I was with Ben last night and he wanted to blow in my mouth, but the bastard came too early and gave me a lazy coconut!

by Adam Hopkins. March 6, 2011

Coconut cookie

The worst possible thing to be called

Jacob is a coconut cookie

by Rasticmonster June 5, 2018

coconut sniffer

to insult a group of rich inbred relatives.

(usually a different ethnicity than yourself)

"your family consists of coconut sniffers"

by Kenna <33 August 29, 2022

The coconut crab

A shit enemy in the roblox game Bee swarm simulator. It drops shit loot and is only used for accessing the coconut cave. Spawns in 35 bee zone.

SHIT THE COCONUT CRAB KILLED ME AGAIN

by defined.com November 22, 2022

Coconut Milk

Amazing milk and when bought at chinese supermakets it has a sus woman on the side.

Joe: yo did you see that coconut milk carton
Jimmy: nah whats so special about it?
Joe: it has woman
Jimmy: DAYUM

by Sigfiglover March 24, 2022

Prolapsed Coconut

A sex position where one person is curled up in a ball similar to a coconut and is ruthlessly railed by another person until they cause their genitalia to prolapse.

Yeah dude, I totally participated in a prolapsed coconut last night. Couldn’t fucking walk for hours

by idk broski, microwaves yea? February 21, 2021