zombie app

A zombie app is something that you accepted online long ago and rarely heard from. Now, it's acting undead, contacting you out of nowhere. You panic because you thought you paid them to go away for three years. And, you probably did.

Your account is paid up but they have forty new offerings you don't want. They know you'll panic because you think you got amnesia and your website's about to be shut down for non-payment.

They're able to go into the false-alarm business because giving an online company your email was so innocent back then. So innocent...

Webintellects and Adobe used to be once-a-year passive resets. Now they're the undead--{zombie apps, spamming my email twice a week with rent-seeking advertising junk they want to sell me.

by Manabozhocoyote July 11, 2018

Apps

Best family ever. So nice and loving, has blonde hair and blue eyes. Can’t take my eyes of him.

The Apps family is da best
I wish I was in that family.

by Ye the boys. Love ya June 5, 2021

Weather app warrior

A guy who goes on the weather app when girls arrive instead of socializing with them.

Joe has no game, he’s a common example of a weather app warrior.

by Johns November 14, 2023

APP

its stands for A=A and P=Pee and P=Pee therefor APP stands for a-pee-pee

your a app

by chnace December 17, 2019

Tip you in the app

Expression often used by passengers who intend to stiff their uber or lyft driver.

“Thanks for the ride, I’ll tip you in the app”
*tip never appears

“I left you a nice tip in the app”
*No tip

by scotty77 January 25, 2020

would you like to rate our app?

people normally ignore this even if they like the app. or they get upset

Would you like to rate our app?

by true bread September 9, 2022

Apps and Powerz

When one unknowingly, actually performs an impossible or incredible super-human feat or duplication of an existing super power while wielding their iphone or blackberry. Giving the self induced and/or assumed illusion that the wielder actually has that power or ability.

What Stabby Poupoudouphouloudouphyous has.

Not to be confused with Austin Powers.

Tom: Hey Stabby, what new App did you find today?
Stabby: I got the new Spoon Bender App I can make iSpoons bend with my iMind. Check this out...(while showing how the App works, a magnetic field of sorts coincedently makes all spoons in the area bend, giving the illusion that Stabby actually has a form of telekinesis.)
Tom: WTF! You have Apps and Powerz.
Pat: It is what it is.

Stabby was born with Apps and Powerz.

What Stabby doesn't realize is that no one has Apps and Powerz.

What all of you don't realize is that Stabby does have Appsd and Powerz.

by Stabby 7ou's February 23, 2011