There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world

The name of the anime I would write.

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world! Now streaming on Crunchyroll! This is not a real anime... Yet. But it is a real thing I actually did. AND! There's no dialogue in this one. It's just this. Crazy right? Usually there's dialogue or, like, a skit or something but nope... Just this thing I'm saying..."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

Then I took an arrow to da knee!

One of the most funny but overused video game quotes ever! Originating from the smash hit skyrim by Bethesda, there is a single guard that states "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!". This guard cannot adventure any longer because in medieval times, the difficult techniques required to fix a shattered kneecap did not exist. This is assuming it was a barbed arrow shot my a medieval bow, which was common practice then, it would have had to be pushed all the way through his knee because those arrows were triangle shaped and could only go one way without permanently ruining his knee. So he could no longer adventure. There is a game theory video detailing it further.

In game: "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!"
As meme:"I used to be an/a _________, but then I took an arrow to da knee!"

by DJFleischman September 5, 2019

Booty Took

Rape

“Damn that drunk girl got booty took last night, is she okay?”

by Imarealboy1 February 8, 2019

Took a Corrupt Politician

When you take a big dump, be political to a certain degree after doing it, but refrain from using some certain names.

Rico took a Corrupt Politician after eating something from Taco Bell.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 27, 2021

Took

The receiver of simp like treatment.

I so many people give me money and praise me, I'm such a took

by JamesCartly November 8, 2020

took that deep

to take something to heart, or to take offence to something

Anna: Wow Ryan that hurt my feelings
Ryan: Yoooo you took that deep

by wow124 May 4, 2018

took a jackson

When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.

That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.

by NorseStar November 9, 2022