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Faux-TP

A play on the word OTP, meaning a crack ship that is shipped simply because of how ridiculous it is. The person who ships it is still as passionate as they would be about an OTP, but with a layer of irony.
“My favorite crack ship is Mordetwi. It started as a joke but now I’ve written 16 fanfics with just them as the focus.”
“That sounds more like a faux-tp.”
by Fortnite Baller April 7, 2023
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TP

'TP' or 'TPism' refers to the art of being a typical pakistani. Many TPs you may identify as speaking like a roadman (ie "fam", "blood" etc), driving a C-class Mercedes, asking "excuse me bruv do you smoke weed by any chance?" and finishing the majority of sentences with "enni bro".

It must be noted that TPs may be driving at outrageous speeds on civilian roads.
"I'm heading small heath next week"

"Christ I've heard thats TP land"
by Darren Dobbs May 31, 2018
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TP Dingleberry

T = Toilet
P = Paper
Dingleberry... See Dingleberry
Erick: How'd it all come out?
Betty: It was exquisite except I think I might have a TP Dingleberry.
by Darlalalala March 5, 2011
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tp

toddler porn
Toddlers under the age of 5-6 years old doing sexual activity or having sex with other older people
p2: Bro someone just posted free tp.

p2: REPORT IT BITCH!
by Hamdle April 4, 2023
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TP

to chill, and its not that serious like chillout bro ur buggin wrd 2 my deads
by kariahgzz March 2, 2023
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Tp

Her: what’s school you go to

Him: tp you fed!
by Signinboomer January 4, 2022
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TP

TP is shut the fuck up and don't make it hot (LAMIK PINDER) but it also mean let me put you on right quick new your style(by tjbindoley🥷🏽)
"yo gng tp tp tp lemme put you on rq" or "YO TP YU MAKIN IT HOT"
by tjbindoley February 10, 2022
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