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The Tale of Desperaux

An incredibly awesome book by Kate Dicamillo that tells the separate stories of Desperaux Tilling, a tiny mouse shunned by the rest of his kind, Chiaroscuro(Aka. Roscuro), a once light-loving rat whose heart was broken years ago, and Mig, a poor servant girl whose father sold her for a couple of cigarettes, a red tablecloth, and a hen. In the last section of the book the characters come together during Roscuro's plot to kidnap the princess and... that's all I'm saying for the sake of not ruining the ending(sorry :D). This beautiful story is at least five times better (and deeper) than that shit they call The Tale of Desperaux movie (friendship?! WTF?).

If you haven't read it then you should! Though...I wouldn't really suggest it if you're over a certain age(i.e. 16 and up shouldn't read it in public or at all if you're used to more challenging books) because of the simplicity of reading it(though not extremely simple).
Bob: "Duuuuuuuuuddddddee! What's up with your face?! You look like you just saw a puppy getting raped by Barnie!"(WTF)
Fred: "No. Worse. I just saw....the Tale of Desperaux Movie!!! DX"
Bob:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" DX
by wootwootpie :D May 25, 2009
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moose on the table

Expression for an issue no one wants to adress in a meeting.
"well, thats a moose on the table of a situation there"
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Bust the Taco

To break the hymen, the membranous fold of tissue that partly or completely occludes the external vaginal orifice. Busting the taco, usually taking place during sexual intercourse, signifies the defloration of a girl.

Also, to pop the cherry.
After a very romantic dinner at Taco Bell, David turned to Julie, his fiance, and said, "I want to bust your taco."
by Kevin January 5, 2004
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tickling the taco

Last night I walking in on my old lady tickling her taco
by shawn November 19, 2003
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Thomas The Tank Engine

Definition 1:
A mech out to help all beings he has taken down Thanos in a 1V1 match

Definition 2:
To scream “CHUGGA, CHUGGA, CHOO CHOO” as you drool into your girlfriends boobs and shake your head like a dog
“He is such a Thomas The Tank Engine ”

“Did you hear he did the Thomas The Tank Engine last night
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Over the tank Frank

A homosexual man that has a particular fondness for truck drivers.
I don't sleep in that pickle park anymore, its full of over the tank Franks.
by Osero November 11, 2006
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Pop The Tall Chicken

To stick your middle finger in the air; to flip someone off. Usually done in anger or to offend. It typically means "Fuck you" or "Fuck off". A variation on the phrase "Flip the bird".
My mom made me take out the trash, but I didn't want to so I had to pop the tall chicken on her.

This guy cut me off on the freeway the other day so I rolled down my window and popped him the tall chicken!
by Domenic182 August 20, 2010
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