beating the shit out of your midget friend 

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it

Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend

beating the shit out of your midget friend by big man with little things April 14, 2018

slap the shit out of my titties 

Not a real thing. Something that you make Amanda’s believe is a cool/modern phrase or slang for something that slaps. Or is fire. It is banging.

But I’m reality, not actually used by any person... EVER!

Hey bruh bruh. Did you hear that I convinced another Amanda that “slap the shit out of my titties” is something that young people use as slang for fire! How gullible!!!!

slap the shit out of my titties by SchtevieDeezNutz November 10, 2020

Icing on the Shit-Cake 

Bad news/events that already top off an extremely shitty day

Mike: What's wrong Billie?

Billie: My girlfriend just broke up with me and now my car just broke down.

Mike: Damn, that must be the icing on the shit-cake.

Icing on the Shit-Cake by Whatsername1911 February 1, 2010

what the shit is going on? 

A phrase used to depict a sense of fine confusion.

Peter: "Dave, that man just got married to a penguin and everyones happy for him!"
Dave: "What The Shit Is Going On?!"

what the shit is going on? by Woobi October 4, 2006

What the SHIT?! 

Less extreme then "What the FUCK?!" but just as meaningful

What the shit is up with those two bitches?!

What the SHIT?! by Kurt May 6, 2005

shot the shit 

When speaking of what you did earlier in the day in the past tense. Shooting the shit is present and shot the shit is past tense.

What you do today?

~Eh I was at my friends house and we drank beer and shot the shit.

shot the shit by Mudge May 22, 2007

smack the shit 

Next level of beating the shit out of someone

If you give me the chance to me Drake Bell of ‘Drake and Josh’ instead of Drake the rapper I’m gonna smack the shit outta you.

smack the shit by Oh she-t May 8, 2018