Ryder is a small dwarf of a man who can’t read and can barely walk. he loves sucking on pencils down to the eraser and chewing on anything that isn’t out of his reach. of course ryder is a closeted homosexual but only for people who have missing teeth and/dentures that can be removed
by anonymous April 8, 2022
Get the Rydermug. Basically Ryder just a tad longer hair and is white as fuck tbh we don't even know if hes scandinavian
by niggafagott November 30, 2019
Get the Scandinavian Rydermug. 
He is a loving, caring, funny, and many other things,he is over all a great guy and a really good boyfriend, if you mess with any of his friends or family he will instantly back you up if he's near by, he will come off as being a little shy and weird at times but once you get to know it will be one of the best things that ever happen to you, he is also really handsome but he doesn't think he is that much, he gets girls but if he likes one of them he keeps his eyes on that one and doesn't think about the rest
He is such a a Ryder
by Ryder. September 21, 2023
Get the Rydermug. The act of jumping from a 25-meter high diving board and onto the erect penis of another man, this action can be performed analy or vaginally. Bonus points if you injure yourself in the process
by astercae April 16, 2020
Get the Dirty Rydermug. Ryder Burton is a very strange boy. All though he can mess up quite often always forgive him because he really does try his hardest. He always has this amazing smile on his face that makes you smile. Take a picture of his best moments when you get the chance. When you look back on them later it will feel amazing. He has these beautiful eyes, I don’t think I have seen any other quite as beautiful. They sparkle in the sun. Oh gosh they are beautiful. His hair is soft and he loves when you touch and play with it. It was once blond but now it’s more brown but you will love it no matter what. Make sure you play with his ears too he loves that the most. His kisses feel like they will last forever to make sure you hold tight on everyone he gives you. His hugs will make you glow inside. His hight will give you a shock. He will be very tall and that’s what makes his hugs the best. He will be the best boyfriend that you will ever meet so hold on to him just like me. He was wove you forever and always. I wish you Godspeed on your journey with a ryder Burton. Take good care of him please.
by Ilovefish November 7, 2020
Get the Ryder Burtonmug. by depressionisreal45556790 November 9, 2018
Get the rydermug.