Punching The Clown

The act of masturbation. Commonly known as jerking off...

Since she left i've been punching the clown like twice a day.

by Nick Conte October 4, 2005

Punching the Squid

Masturbating in such a way that when you cum it shoots out in strings that make it look like squid tentacles coming out of your penis.

Man 1: "Why is your house such a mess?"
Man 2: "Sorry, I got a bit carried away punching the squid last night."

by Arcaros August 1, 2017

Punching the Curtain

A dance move defined by a man moving his body as to fling his penis against a pair of thin shorts or undergarments. If performed correctly, the outline of the man's penis will be clearly visible as it punches against the fabric.

Like a theater performer frantically looking for the opening to the stage, Felipe's penis flung wildly against the sheer fabric of his underwear as he danced. To the delight of his middle-aged female audience, he was "punching the curtain."

by Sam Mechling September 8, 2010

punching the hog

Aggressive masturbation

'Much of my youth was spent in my room punching the hog'

by chucky lavinder May 1, 2018

punching the air

The act of pretending to “fight someone” because you’re angry about something.

I bet everyone from Toronto is punching the air after finding out Kawhi is leaving the Raptors.

by Hey What's Up You Guys, Yes! July 19, 2019

Punching the Seat

To silently flatulate into a cushioned seat, while simultaneously allowing the gassy substance to sift its way throughout the infrastructure of the bolster.

This action is then followed by violent (and often obscure) strikes to the seat. These strikes release the "enclosed odor".

The stench instantly overpowers surrounding air, causing uncomfortability to any one in the vicinity of the seat.

As Weston put the car into park, his friend then opened his door, violently began punching the seat, shut the car door, and ran.

Weston was entirely confused, but then quickly realized what had just happened. Instantly, Weston's sense of smell became susceptible to the instable odor of Harrisons flatulence.

by TacoBellDawg711 October 20, 2009

Punching The Dumpster

When your boyfriend is really terrible at sex, he is punching the dumpster.

Oh damn, my boyfriend came over last time and he was punching the dumpster all night long. :(

by Xephe April 10, 2015