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Taint Gravy

The sweat that is produced in the taint on REALLY hot days.
Dude! It's so hot, I'm makin' taint gravy here!
by SexyGorilla August 27, 2013
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Gravy nuts

When on a hot day your nuts get a thick white to off white paste that your underwear stick to. In some cases it may be watery and will soak thru the pants.
Hey bob you got any napkins I got a mean case of gravy nuts. And its stinking
by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017
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Granny gravy

When an old lady shits herself she may produce what is known as granny gravy. This is what gives the old people home it's distinctive scent
Person one: you smell that?
Person two: we in an old folks home. You smelling granny gravy
by Bingull February 18, 2023
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Gravy Sailor

A homosexual who likes to give anal to somebody with severe diahorrea.
"That guy in the navy was a complete gravy sailor."
by Waffleman1212 July 1, 2009
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Gravy hand

A person known for getting guys off with their hand.
The wrestling team loves Dan. No, it's just because he's a gravy hand.
by Author's ashes February 1, 2017
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Gravy Piss

When you clearly haven't drunk enough fluids and your pee is a dark shade of golden brown, can affect both men and women. Often smells like peanuts.
First guy "Man I just did a proper gravy piss! Pass the beer, I need fluid .."
Second guy "Nice, you might wanna flush twice, I hear they're stubborn."
by Smeggles182 November 25, 2009
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Sailor's Gravy

Sailor's Gravy is a mix between diarrhea and vomit. Comes from the fact hat when a person gets sea sick they puke and shit all at once.
The port-a-potty at the fair was full of sailor's gravy - those people were puking and shitting their guts out.
by Pinche Gringo February 19, 2011
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