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golden bark

When a Mexican barks at hot American chicks in order to hook up with them. Usually done in conjunction with alcohol.
If Javier plays his cards right, he'll be giving Nicole the Golden Bark tonight.
by Neil's Daddy December 2, 2007
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bark chewer

Bitch that looks like the tazmainian devil ,big and fat with an ugly ass toothy face
Check out that bark chewer, there always with a hot one
by tommy bee August 21, 2006
mugGet the bark chewermug.

Stop Barking

A phrase spoken by a boy who is so 8745, is Kingston. This is the motto of Kingston.
by Savio Lo 1A (18) June 26, 2021
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the barking seal

The choking sound one makes when they are giving a blowjob and the other persons pubes get caught in their braces (n.)
That bitch did the barking seal when she got the fuzzy train tracks.
by That white kid tho December 4, 2013
mugGet the the barking sealmug.

bark humpper

An Individual who is generally affiliated with the democratic political party also know as the democrap party, who will fight for a trees's right to life with no regard to a humans right to life,because the tree belongs to the earth and us humans have no regard for the earth
did you see the bark humpper, tree hugging,frog licking, toad sucking, nature nazi protestesting a new housing development on 50 acres of prime forestry land last week. they were trying to save the trees from bein chopped down and shredded into mulch.
by MIKE SCHULTZ January 26, 2008
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fart-bark

A loudmouth, dumbass who might as well be a dog with an ass for a face.
Shut up, fart-bark!
by Lulu (age 5) c/o Coz (daddy) August 22, 2003
mugGet the fart-barkmug.

Barking Redeye

Mooning someone and spreading your cheeks so they can see your 'redeye'. The 'bark' means to fart while your cheeks are spread.

Note: If you accidentaly shit on the floor during the Barking Redeye, your buddies reserve the right to tell everyone you know, especially women.
I stood over my roommates bed and gave him a Barking Redeye first thing in the morning.
by Fishnizzle April 20, 2007
mugGet the Barking Redeyemug.

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