Country Science

long standing practices used by people who live in rural areas that have little or no basis in science

Grandson: man these flies are all over the food
Grandmother: fill a plastic bag with water and put a penny in it then hang it up. It'll keep them away
Father: that is some Country Science son

man: my hand is itching really bad
old woman: that mean some money is coming into your life.
man: you are crazy that is just Country Science.

by Isaiah Bradley June 28, 2011

science chubby

A penile swelling in response to positive scientific results, and or particularly fly equipment

After observing the elemental analyzer emitting a 10,000 kelvin argon plasma flame, I had a science chubby.

by Keven "big" Johnson July 31, 2006

Science Pimp

A term founded at Trent Univeristy by the great Biochemistry Majors Daniel Lustig and Jasper Boychuck in thier first year of thier studies.

1.One who greatly excels in the field(s) of Biology, Chemistry or Physics and has absolutely no respect for Arts Majors and fellow students aiming to "achieve" a Bachelor of Arts Degree.

2.A student who pimps Science with great ease, producing high quality lab reports and test results with last minute effort whilst maintaining his/her status at the top of their class.

3. Daniel Lustig

Student 1:"Hey what did you get on that test Dan?"
Dan: "I did well"
Student: "What's 'well'"
Dan: "Like 90 something"
Student: "Dan I hate you"
Dan: "That's because I'm a science pimp, bitches" *Harlem Shake at the Wake Dance*

by Lustig December 10, 2008

Squishy Science

A general term used to describe biology related science. The term originates from the image of a squishy cell that is often a symbol of the study of biology. It can also be used to describe chemistry as chemistry can be used in cell biology as well.

I'm so happy I don't have to take any squishy science classes as a math major

by sammyq April 2, 2017

Spirit Science

Spirit Science is a YouTube channel that makes videos about spirituality, astrality, supernaturality and even about extraphysics and having a proto-extraphysicalist approach about all the things his channel shows. Furthermore, spirit science is considered by majority of the people as an extrascientific channel or as a spiritual scientific channel, since his channel is far from be a naturalist channel or a scientistic channel.

"Spirit Science is an amazing channel, but still, he should criticize physicalism, anti-theism and scientism more and advocate extraphysics and extraphysicalism in a radical way, and not in a way as if all scientific community accept those, because even with quasi-objective evidences, the scientific community and consensus still do not recognize them, that's the why active militancy is necessary in this case."

by Full Monteirism April 16, 2021

Bullshit science

(n) A psuedo-scientific explanation, where the speaker uses scientific-sounding words to make his made-up nonsense sound legit.

The following is Joe trying to appear smart by explaining rain using bullshit science:

Well the water is sucked up by a celestial vacuum using the power of suction, then after some conversion and rotation, is drizzled on Toronto with the universal gardening hose.

by AlphaOkami March 16, 2011

Mexican Science

Used in a similar context to "Jury Rig", although more common in areas with a significant population of Mexican immigrants to describe a sometimes comically low-tech, but nevertheless effective method of fixing or building something. Often characterized by quick fixes that can cause new problems, which are them quick-fixed and so on.

The car's doors were different colors, The mirrors had been duct taped back on, and the body had been welded together in several places. I doubted the car had been serviced in 10 years, but somehow kept going thanks to Mexican Science.

We didn't have a recording studio, so we recorded by jacking our amps into a mixer and recording onto the audio track of a VCR. (A scenario which can be described as Mexican Science)

by Garboth May 22, 2008