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How-Jet

a dirty smelly asian hooker who loves sloppy fat black chode.
Your moms a How-Jet!
by Fat Buda January 27, 2011
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Jet d'eau?

An offering of water from one to another.
Jet d'eau?

Oh yes please, Sean. I'm dehydtrated after the post match pintage.
by We Speak French November 2, 2012
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Mexican jet

That jet-fast, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole when you're taking a dump the morning after eating a hot Mexican meal.
- I really liked that new Mexican joint last night.

- Me, too. I feel a Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos, phoo-ee.
by vadissimo October 22, 2008
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Jet-skiing

When a gurl holds your thighs like handlebars and rests your balls on her nose rassberrying your taint making you cum!!!
That bitch was jet-skiing me so hard I came like the fountain of youth all over her forehead😝
by Kevin Reiterer December 4, 2017
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pee jet

When you have held your pee for far longer than you should have, then you go to the bathroom and your pee shoots out very fast. This often produces a loud noise sounding like a jet or rocket.
Jimmy: Did everything come out okay?
Jonathan: Oh boy lemme tell ya! I needed to pee so bad that I pulled a pee jet!
Jimmy: I didn't need to know that
Jonathan: ...
by maxmaxmax297 January 10, 2019
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CLET jet

Me:Did you subscribe to CLET jet
BOB:NO
Me:DO it he funny
by CLET jet September 29, 2022
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Jet Fuel

When you put every alcoholic drink under the sun into one big fuck off bottle.
With the drinks leftover from the party last night Matt made some Jet Fuel.

Fuck bro, that Jet fuel goes hard.
by Samo 01 March 19, 2018
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