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credits jet

the new style of showing credits after a television broadcast, but ZOOMING them by so fast, one can't determine a thing.

this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)

one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.
the credits jet was preventing me from seeing who the electric dildo operator was!

i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!

i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!
by michael foolsley November 26, 2011
mugGet the credits jetmug.

Jet Fuel

When you put every alcoholic drink under the sun into one big fuck off bottle.
With the drinks leftover from the party last night Matt made some Jet Fuel.

Fuck bro, that Jet fuel goes hard.
by Samo 01 March 19, 2018
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Jet Bow!

A cathephrase for virgins or for anybody who sees someone attractive or someone naked. May not make sense, but I like what I created.
John: *goes over to his friends house*

Katherine: *answers the door half awake with just a robe on* Hey John, come on in.

*Katherine walks away to let John in, her legs catch John's attention*

John: JET BOW! I need to stop being so scared and ask her out
by Jaiden Gary February 27, 2022
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Jet d'eau?

An offering of water from one to another.
Jet d'eau?

Oh yes please, Sean. I'm dehydtrated after the post match pintage.
by We Speak French November 2, 2012
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Jet Turbine

when you helicopter your penis slapping a woman in her face while doing the deed
You: Last night I did the Jet turbine on my Female Friend
Companion: That seems like it was very splendid to do
by Nigga Central October 4, 2023
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jet engining

When your computer fan kicks into overdrive and spins at 100000000RPM, making a noise equivalent to that of a jet engine on take off
hang on, I can't hear a word you're saying; my computer is jet engining
by X marks my dick November 17, 2017
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jet dryer

A device used to dry a NASCAR or another Motorsports race track. Also Juan Pablo Montoya’s meetup place where shit gets heated.
Tom: is the NASCAR race on
Pat: no the jet dryers are out, it stopped raining
by SamuelWilson615 April 16, 2018
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