JAB (just a bro)

Used to signify to others that an individual is just a bro. No more, no less.

Dude, is it true you have a thing for Jennifer?
Nah man, she's jab.
Jab? As in she's just a bro?
Took the words right outta my mouth

Hey, do you have a thing for Billy?
Nahhh, hes jab.
Oh, just a bro!

-JAB (just a bro)-

by jfreshh February 15, 2019

Tongue jabbing

Tongue jabbing - when you poke your tongue in and out of an anus in a jabbing motion

Fiona had been longing for john and so when she flew down to see him she immediately pulled down his pants and jammed her tongue into his arse giving him a great tongue jabbing

by Swine Doctor May 29, 2016

Sugar jab

Like a half-joke. But half joke sounds stupid. When you are telling someone something in a joking manner but you are actually serious, but kind of joking.

Jake just sugar jabbed John. What did he say? He said "John, I think you need to lose some weight... Haha just kidding bro, ... But seriously maybe a little."

by The Draft Dodger September 30, 2017

JAB

a definition meaning gay/ homosexual and can be substituded for the word at any time or place(to speak in code)
also can be used as JABBY which is the behavior of, or actions, or even the feeling of a gay person

Aaron is so JAB i swear i saw him giving head head behind McDonalds, but he is noe hallf as JABBY as Brittian...

by dawordspecialist July 26, 2007

Jab

A quick cup of morning coffee to wake up and get alert. It uses boxing terminology so I guess in relation a triple espresso would be a super punch

"5 A.M. I'm gunna get a jab of coffee and get a move on."

by Treebonics July 29, 2016

Stag and Jab

A typical alpha male dick move, will prey upon the insecurities of his handsome young target for instance, Valentines Day, and while appearing single and sweet and heartfelt at first it finally dawns upon his prey, as the door slams shut behind him wedding ring back on, no number, no goodbye, he was just trying to get it in and you, well you let him think you fell for it because lawd knows you got yours!!

If Joses typical stag and jab routine couldn't work at a singles mixer on Valentines day, well he had other issues to tend to, like that alpacha on his head. Oh I mean toupee. Ew

by CWRocksNYC September 20, 2016