Thanksgiving

longform for "Thanks" - the product of mobile phone autocorrection gone wrong - see yards

Thanksgiving for cleaning up the bathroom.

by Graham Fairbank January 8, 2008

Thankshitting

Noun- The single or series of massive shits as a result of eating too much during Thanksgiving dinner.

Verb- The act of taking a massive shit as a result of eating too much on Thanksgiving

Noun- Dude, I just took the biggest Thankshitting ever!

Verb- Just a sec, I'm in the bathroom Thankshitting.

by Ukuleleist November 26, 2011

american thanksgiving

A turkey-themed gang bang involving exclusively men. Typical activities involve the "snood suck-off", "wattle teabagging" and the "wild turkey home country fuck-down". Pilgrim costumes, native garb or turkey outfits are encouraged but not required.

I'm doing American Thanksgiving with some American pals tonight.

by bf.kurtons November 25, 2016

Thanks for the milk.

A remark which one uses at the end of an awkward or uncomfortable verbal exchange in an attempt to close the conversation.

Arnie: Yeah so did I ever tell you that I was conceived as a product of incest? It's a tradition in my family to bear children that way.

Buddy: wh-WHAT?! Uhm... gee thanks for the milk.. BUT I've got to be uhh going.

by The4RealDeal November 1, 2009

Thanksgiving

Modern Definition: An American tradition where people gorge on turkey until they puke and visit their relatives to eat even more turkey. Usually the stores start to get flooded with Christmas shoppers at this time.

Real meaning: Originally celebrated by the Pilgrims (early north-American settlers) as a remembrance of the time when they took full advantage of the local Native American tribes' knowledge of the land, invited them all over to a feast, slaughtered them all the next day, settled on their land, and looked westward to the vast, unconquered land that lay ahead of them.

I had barbecued pork ribs and fries on Thanksgiving day. To Hell with turkey. (heh heh heh)

by sarcastic November 26, 2003

Thanks, Thank You

Term that applies when one hastily responds to a thanks with a thank you turning an otherwise pleasant conversation into an awkward one.

Debbie the cashier: Seventy-five cents is your change, come back soon thanks.

You: Thank you!

Thanks, Thank You

by Scoot McGoot December 10, 2009

Thanks for the add!

generic phrase used by myspace users to shamelessly promote their page/link on other "friends" pages.

Thanks for the add! check out my webcam.

by Dr. Slappy McGee III Esq. March 20, 2006