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Thanksgiving Day Parade

Daytime has always been a good enough time for a parade for most people of generation after generation from cities all over countries that celebrate Thanksgiving, yet some people don't feel like they have enough complete control over events, and try to push it to the night time in some areas (the same people that push people with extended mandates and restrictions that force longtime and loved businesses to close so they can purchase the land for cheap and redevelop it into something they see more dollar signs in).
Somebody must think that all the people that held their Thanksgiving Day parade during the day before them were old school idiots that didn't know how to have a good time, even though people always loved the daytime parades and didn't really want their hearts or minds changed for them.
by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021
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Thanksgiving

Some holiday celebrated by Americans that the rest of the world has to suffer through, mostly through the online community.
American: I'm so fat from Thanksgiving
Rest of the world: STFU about Thanksgiving. Noone else celebrates it except you
by rahrah1989 November 29, 2011
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Thanksgiving Dinner

When you give her the Gobble Gobble, followed by a Dutch Oven, and finally give her your Gravy.
We stepped away from the table and had our own Thanksgiving Dinner
by OrangeTart November 25, 2020
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Thanksgiving leftovers

When your farts smell like shit because of an incomplete dump and you blast out the remaining parts in the shitter so now everyone is giving thanks!
This morning I had Thanksgiving leftovers because I missed my poop window yesterday!
by Ziggy BlacknWhite November 24, 2017
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Thanksgiving Karen

An woman who micromanages every aspect of a Thanksgiving holiday and tends to overreact to minor issues by blowing them out of proportion.

Thanksgiving Karen (or the more masculine-identifying Thanksgiving Chad, plans out and executes all details of Thanksgiving, including menu, decorations, transportation, post-dinner activities, etc. The upside is that the food is always amazing. Just be careful to do exactly as you are told and never, ever, ever go off script.
Rudy: Hey, what are you doing for Thanksgiving, bruh?
Carlos: Going to my mom's house for some fantastic food. She's always been a Thanksgiving Karen, you know.
by anonymous November 24, 2022
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Prepearing the thanksgiving feast

The act of having sex with a turkey that has been prepared for consumption, could also be said as stuffing the turkey.
Last night I was prepearing the thanksgiving feast when my mom walked in and called the police on me, now I'm on probation.
by WalterTar November 25, 2024
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getting thanksgiving

defined as when are you getting some pussy, as told by Lou Williams on live Ustream
On Friday, I'm going to new york city to be getting thanksgiving from my friend Eva.
by BKaminsky August 17, 2009
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