Texas

A third world country dotted with first world cities.

Person 1: I'm moving to Texas next month. I need a career.

Person 2: Why are you moving to a third world country for a career? Move to Haiti while you're at it.

by James R Clobum April 29, 2020

texas

(Verb) To communicate (repeatedly) via SMS text messaging on a cellular phone or other mobile device.

So he texas me back, "Hay stay where u r. We comin over." And I was like, "Wat?" OMG there were like 40 cars in front my house!

by bitchywitch March 23, 2010

Texas

Place mentioned in a famous country & Western song.

"All my exes live in Texas..."
"Texas is the place, I'd really love to be..."

by PollyMolly September 06, 2011

Texas

Another word for big and can be used to define a act of headassery

Steve: yesterday I sent my girl a dick pic
Carl: what'd she say

Steve: she said my dick is Texas size

by oyster.redd August 25, 2018

Texas

The act of performing sexual acts with a family member. Also known as incest.

Man, I heard he just texas'ed his mom.

by AMondaySteve September 20, 2015

Texas Tyrant

Any number of Texas politicians who support radical, oppressive, or authoritarian government policies

Texas Tyrants typically support things like the Patriot Act, corporate power, and the war on women, while opposing healthcare, the environment, workers rights, gay rights etc.

Some examples of Texas Tyrants:
George W Bush
Rick Perry
Ted Cruz
Tom DeLay

by Real_American March 28, 2015

Texas Smokehouse

When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.

"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"

by Lord Bill The Janitor November 20, 2015