A thotlist

Thotlist is a communist but less Russian, more of a hoe and way more british.

“Oh dude I think I’m a Thotlist”

by ThotButLessBrainCells September 2, 2019

Wendy tootle

The hottest mom in all of Frankfort Ohio

Have you seen marks mom Wendy tootle? She’s really hot

by iliveinthemiddleofnowhere November 20, 2020

Ms.tootle fanpage

A sexy group of tiktokers who worship and praise the all mighty Ms tootle

Ms.tootle fanpage is cool lmao

by KazuichiCrybaby March 17, 2021

Demetre Totladze

Demetre Totladze is the most beautiful human who has ever lived. His cock is huge and he always gets girls

Why can't I be like Demetre Totladze

by demetrius the third May 15, 2022

Lost in Textlation

When you try to say something via text but the tone is lost and you just end up explaining the initial content again stating your initial intentions.

No, you misunderstood; I meant to be funny. It was lost in textlation

by eighthmoon March 27, 2020

The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.

A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024