Not Even Tense

A Phrase which can be used in many cirumstances though originally used to enhance the point that your penis is very big, by inferring that its huge even as a semi lob on.

Usages

1. To infer the size of your penis
2. To infer you manliness
3. To remark that were unphased by a situation

1. Yes laydees, and thats not even tense
2. *Flexes Guns* Oooooh not even tense
3. *Knocks a man out with a single punch* Not even tense

by Perples January 18, 2007

tenshi

Romanized japanese, word for "angel." Even though this is a name meaning angel, however, you'll find that all people named "tenshi" are insane from birth. They will act nice at one point in time and then immediately turn around and say the most insane things. This name is definitely cursed.

"Hey man did you talk to Tenshi last night?"
"Yeah she gave me a hug and then told me to stop being a dumbass or she would kill me."

by LordZekercan12 December 3, 2015

Textual Tension

This occurs when two people build up sexual tension via text messages.

"Yo Sara and I were texting so hot last night, the textual tension was astronomical"

by The Prince of Sandy Hill November 10, 2009

Tenshino

Marino & Tenshi's first born baby, otherwise called Marenshi.

A super child - A Tenshino

by Tenshigirl25 December 10, 2008

Tensang

A gaseous and charismatic Tibetan girl who eats 100 lbs of chicken an hour. She has won many awards for her chicken eating talent, and has her name in the Guinness Book of World Records. Her favorite types of chicken consist of chicken wings and tandoori chicken. She can eat 200 chicken wings/a minute.

“Is that your 30th chicken wing?”
“What can I say? I’m a Tensang”

by Tikkamasala December 3, 2017

Tenshi

Tenshi is name in Japanese to call angels. Tenshi are kind and they care for others, sometimes tenshis well take your decition like love interests,etc because they want you to be happy. The majority of tenshis are tall,skinny people that has this love for music. Few time in your life you well meet a tenshi and there could be a time you could fall in love we them. Tenshis are people that if you hug then you instantly continued hugging him or her time to time and have a strong relationship/ friendship.( its not like if they hate be hugged by you they don't some of the hugs you give him or her could feel special to you and for them so if you have a tenshi you know if you hugged him or her it wouldn't bother them at all).
Some tenshis are trolls, they do crazy pranks sometimes they take it to the next level.

Tenshis are kind,talented,love sports and (some tenshi could be kinda cute or extremely cute so don't bother talk to them)

This tenshi guy man he's so kind and creative

by Annonymus12468920 October 14, 2018

Goodbye Tension Hello Pension

The definition of this short phrase : If someone says goodbye tension hello pension it means they are a retired dota player. They will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.

Rod: Hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )

Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !

Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...

Ted : Omg no way !!!

by TheConfectionarySalesman November 28, 2009