telefizzle

1. Television
2. Telephone

1. Let's round up all my nizzles in the hizzle and watch some telefizzle, fo' shizzle.
2. I called up my wizzle on the telefizzle and asked if he could feed my dizzle why I'm on holidays in Austrizzle.

by B-Drac September 6, 2003

Telecide

Killing your television set.

Person A: How about we watch some TV at your place?

Person B: I can't

Person A: Why?

Person B: I committed telecide when Justin Bieber won Artist of the Year at the American Music Awards

by Rasnodar December 10, 2010

Television

The very reason why people are so fat. Maybe they need to get out and actually get a life and do something productive with their life instead of wasting it away on a couch getting uglier.

Guy 1: Man, i gained 10 pounds in the last week. (as hes watching tv)
Guy 2: Stop watching so much television, fat ass. (leaves the room)

by ParisHBarbie February 20, 2011

Teleiophilic

The state of having a horrible condition called teleiophilia. It is best just to avoid anyone who is teleiophilic, for the good of the community.

Person 1: Wow did you see the way that Sara looked at me? I think I’m going to go talk to her.

Person 2: I wouldn’t if I were you, I heard she was teleiophilic.

by MadHatter6 May 24, 2020

television

Like the asshole said ... It's for Americans ... not imports from asshole producing cunt-trees

Asshole English speaking assholes that ain't American don't watch TV ... can't afford it!!!

by anonymous April 25, 2005

Teleiophile

A SMOL BOY IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO IS ATTRACTED TO BIG PEOPLE.

VEDANT IS 17YERAS OLD AND IS ATTRACTED TO MOTHER OF HIS FRIEND WHO IS 47 YEARS OLD. HE IS TELEIOPHILE.

by VEDANT5370729PO September 29, 2019

telekinesis

ability to control mana or lifeforce in the air. it can be moved softened hardened and many other things

Telekinesis can soften the impact of a long fall.

by dacemage June 16, 2008