Technically not my friend

When you are Unable to be my friend and help me with my current technical difficulties.

I like micah, but hes technically not my friend because he hasn't hooked my stereo up yet like he promised.

by Lorilou Tory April 13, 2020

I.T technician

a big gay arse who stops you from looking at porn and playing games on computers in school. The reason why school is boring

'i wish i could go to that naked games site'
'tough luck the I.T technician has blocked it'

by andy L December 8, 2003

Technicolon yawn

notice spelling The act of vomiting into a dialated anus.

The view of Lisa's gaping asshole presented Cliff only one option: to tickle his tonsils and go for the Technicolon yawn.

by Herr Stehpinkler June 11, 2005

Technical degree

A Technical Degree is any type of education you receive that is not from an accredited college or University degree program. Most programs are usually from a private school or some other type of non-federally funded institution. There are many technical educational programs offered at private schools or non-federally funded institutions that are considered technical degrees, for instance; Cosmetology, Barber, HVAC, Plumming, Electrician, Mechanic and so forth. Most of these programs are 2 to 3 years and structured.

I have a technical degree in Cosmetology.

by SID E June 28, 2016

technical

to be exact; highly descriptive and precise

These are quite technical terms, and I wouldn't recommend them to a layman.

by Sean September 29, 2003

ceramic technician

A higher class name, given to those f the occupation of a dishpig, to be used on high class forms . . .

occupation: ceramic technician

by Anonmanomous June 10, 2007

Technicolor Rainbow

To vomit, puke, blow chunks, etc.

"I gave my girlfriend a technicolor rainbow last night after she started bugging the shit out of me for going out drinking."

by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003