Taylor Swifting

1) The act of mass producing extraordinarily low-quality music, themed particularly around "love", fairytales, and other interests of teenage girls, for the consumption by the aforementioned teenage girls, idiots, and the criminally insane.

2) A situation in which one wipes his or her anus on the ground, not unlike an old dog.

Brett: "Hey man, how's it hanging?"

Logan: "Not too well. I was about to seal the deal with this totally smokin' babe, but then she asked me to be the prince and she the princess, at which point I knew we could never coexist."

Brett: "Damn. Another flawless plot foiled by Taylor Swifting."

by A_man_with_ears August 18, 2012

Taylor Swift

Devil or Illuminati

Taylor Swift is the devil.

by fnklw///////////////////////// February 7, 2018

Taylor Swift

The Music industry.

Do you know who is the music industry?
OMG yes it’s literally Taylor swift.

by taylahcabello December 16, 2021

Taylor Swift

A bland white bitch that white people love to overrate. She has the personality of a bread. If she was black she would've never been successful like that.

Taylor Swift is a boring ass white cracker hoe.

by roh moo hyun August 10, 2022

Taylor Swift

A queen and a icon

Me: u know Taylor swift?
Them: no duh, she’s a icon

Me: yessir

by LumpSpacePrinscess December 3, 2021

Taylor Swift

The music industry
And the record holder and breaker

Taylor Swift is Music Industry

by swiftfist December 1, 2021

Taylor Swift

The chick that Kanye West made famous

Friend #1:where are you going?
Friend #2:Taylor Swift concert
Friend #1:isn’t that the chick that Kanye made famous?
Friend #2:yeah
Friend #1:throw that in the garbage and light it on fire bro, let’s go to a ye concert

(At concert)

Fuck he’s wearing a MAGA hat

by dannycsghosts September 28, 2020