Asshole Tax

The art of boosting the price of a service because of how incompetent and thoughtless the customer was.
...Little shit asked me to go do a job at 8 PM! I told him no, and he said "How about tomorrow, after lunch?". I accepted, though I still put a fifty dollar Asshole Tax on it.
by Dinjoralo April 11, 2011
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Friend Tax

Taxing your friends or partners by taking a portion of they're meal.
Friend 1:"Hey you just jacked my fries!!!"

Friend 2:"I didn't jack them! That was Friend Tax."
by L33TNINJ4Gurl October 20, 2009
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vagina tax

why sally makes less than ted
Cathy: If it weren't for the vagina tax, I'd be making $100 large this year.
by Curlz n C-Dawg June 05, 2007
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tax fraud

we all did it don't lie or i will kill you in your sleep
my uncle commited tax fraud
by taxfrauder2000 April 28, 2021
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Ricer Tax

This also applies to any car part from Japan, especially motors. Even if they offer no benefit over those available elsewhere (or are actually worse due to parts availability and shady importers) ricers will pay HUGE amounts of money for them. The tax is only increased if the motor was ever mentioned in an anime or used for early drifting.
You could build a B20 frankenstein motor with 225hp using parts from a CR-V and Integra for junkyard prices, but ricers STILL pay thousands for a worn out, probably stolen 200hp "JDM" motor.

Then there's the JDM wheels and body parts, which can cost thousands for no benefit at all. Ricer Tax is especially huge for JDM wheels, even if they're tiny, ugly and offer no benefit over a decent set of aftermarket wheels.
by yelawolf July 03, 2011
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moron tax

Sarah: "There's a lottery to win a big house! Tickets are only £13.50!"
Matt: "Moron tax dude. You have more chance of being struck by lightning."

"Extended warranty?? How can I lose?!" - Homer Simpson with a crayon up his nose
by Lurch Landcome August 09, 2018
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Tax bracket

Tool used to discourage working people to increase their income
If i start making 10% more, it'll be in higher tax bracket and bring home the same amount so fuck it.
by E0h!E September 29, 2017
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