Twit storm

Using Twitter to vent, rage, rant; throw a hissy fit, go on a shit storm.
You got to see the Twit storm this guy throwing here.
by romeck December 1, 2019
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twit wiggit

(noun): a person who bites directly into a Kit Kat instead of breaking it off into bars like a normal person.
Biting into a Kit Kat is a first degree twit wiggit offense.
by itsyaboyjackhere June 7, 2018
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Twits

A twink with tits.
This twink could be cisgender or transgender
Hey nice tits, Twits!
by anonymous March 7, 2022
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Twit

Someone who makes many mistakes and is quite foolish
Fiona: is this really necessary?
Makeup artist: this is very necessary Fiona

Shrek: I'm shrek you twit
by Imshrekyoutwit April 20, 2019
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twit

An individual who taunts others for doing something they have to do, when it's the taunter's fault they even had to do it to begin with.
Jordan: Hey Kyrsten, why don't you go hang out with that 70 year old you like so much?
Kyrsten: If you weren't such a twit, Jordan, and had helped me move my furniture when I asked, I wouldn't have had to ask a real man to help me!
by SickOTheSickos March 1, 2020
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Twit-back

When, for reasons beyond your control, you must revoke an update you entered on your Twitter account.
My twitter entry (in jest): ‘Wanting to foray into politics, thinking about selling a seat on the Metro-Urban Fellowship Leadership Committee to the highest bidder.’

A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!”

Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!”
by Veronica & Jughead January 16, 2009
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Twit That!

Twit That! said with sarcasm cuts down to size someone who delivers a short quip or witty statement with which they are ridiculously self satisfied.
Person A "Humus is the savoury spread of the middle classes"
Person B "Twit That!"
by Donttellmumthebabysittersdisco February 23, 2010
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