by gay gypo November 27, 2019

by JJ Jungle Juice November 24, 2020

1) A person who is a combination of incredibly pretentious and endlessly obnoxious
2) Some one who rubs you the wrong way
2) Some one who rubs you the wrong way
Dude, Max wouldn't stop talking about how he can't wait to move into his dorm and Yale.
Thats annoying
Yeah, and he was doing his rich guy laugh
Ah man what a twist ass
Thats annoying
Yeah, and he was doing his rich guy laugh
Ah man what a twist ass
by quitecontent October 7, 2015

by fiftyshadesofthiiissdiicckk June 10, 2016

by RubberDuckee October 4, 2017

When a woman's legs are wrapped (facing up) around a man's crotchal region, but her upper body is turned so that she scrapes the carpet with her teeth.
Man 1: I used a variation of the twisted rake on her where she was raking her drunk friend's carpet. Then she raked her drunk friend's anus, and thus, the moonraker was born.
Man 2: I have no response for that.
Man 2: I have no response for that.
by Stu6969 May 2, 2014

A twisting hand job performed by the giver using one or both hands. The penis is wrapped and gripped by the hand(s) like a handle bar and only a repetitive twisting action of the hands is performed. There is no up and down, jerking action. Twisting speed and strength of grip will vary and impacts how quickly the receiver achieves a glorious, busted nut.
Rachel gave me the hottest twist job last night. I blew my oatmeal in under 60 seconds.
Her fat sausage fingers made for the most incredible twist job.
Her fat sausage fingers made for the most incredible twist job.
by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2018
