thumping the lemur

a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking off whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Guy 1: *knock knock*
Guy 2: Don't come in right now! im busy!
Guy 3: What are you doing, thumping the lemur?

by G-moneyyyyyyyyyy August 3, 2008

rectal thrumping

the thrumping of rectum

Joe Cahill is amazing at rectal thrumping, probably the best in the business

by Cunthill July 9, 2011

cunt thumping

gwat twating, finger banging, quim strimming, vag ragging, twang banging, gee geeing, poon hooning, cunt shunting, labia dabbling

I cunt thumped
You cunt thumped
He/She/It cunt thumped
We cunt thumped
You cunt thumped
They cunt thumped

This is cunt thumping

by Justin Quind-Felcher October 9, 2008

tramping

In New Zealand, overnight hiking is called tramping. Trampers carry all their gear with them and tramp either to huts (there is an extensive system in the NZ backcountry) or tent camp. Tramping can be a verb as well as an activity as in "I'm all tramped out" at the end of a long day.

We spent the weekend tramping up in Nelson Lakes National Park.

by a keen tramper August 23, 2007

trumpinize

A white person being rude, racist, and threatening to non-whites, due to Donald Trump being President of the United States, and thinking they're all that because of it.

"Trump is going to deport your asses all of you," said the white man. In response, "Don't trumpinize me, you're lucky my kids are here."

by Heru101 February 10, 2017

Thumping Gourd

the act of kicking someone's ass in a way that causes them to have thoughts of suicide.

"dude, why aren't you online? i've been thumping gourd all day long."

by big goobie April 22, 2010

theater thumping

Having sex in a theater or similiar setting. Getting caught is optional.

We got thrown out of the movie for theater thumping.

by Warian2099 July 14, 2007