toolness

The quality of being a tool. A quantifiable measure of just how big a tool someone is.

His toolness was out the roof- especially because he is wearing that ridiculous borat like suit to the gym.

by _darb_ October 30, 2008

Toliet bowl stew

The act of shitting,pissing,and puking in the same toliet without flushing.

Tom:Dude I was at a party the other day and guess what I left in their bathroom?
Bill:What?
Tom:A pinch of piss,a dash of shit,and tad bit of puke.
Bill:HaHa you left them a hearty serving of Toliet bowl stew

by D-williy April 1, 2010

El Toolio

Where as Toolio is an ultimate Tool, El Toolio is the ultimate Toolio

Person 1 : You're a Tool
Person 2 : You're a Toolio
Person 3 : You're El Toolio
Person 4 : So's your ma

by Scryypy May 12, 2004

Tootie Frootie

To poop fruit.

"I had an apple earlier, and totally made a tootie frootie."

by Taylaaaa. January 28, 2009

tooties

Boobs, fat ones and fake ones or any kind.

Young warrior: shaniqua invited me to the river but i didnt want to go because i didnt want to see her tooties unleashed

by Big Warrior July 7, 2005

Toopie

A very nervous alcoholic who is sketchy even about things such as; 2-liters of mountain dew, ticks, and flaming badgers named gavin.

Bill:"Holy that kid over there is a toopie!"

Frank:"Ya for real.. he is even scared of that flaming badger check it out!"

by Killercooper June 23, 2010

Toolin' Around

Toolin' Around

1.) Foolin' Around
Joking around with your friends
Having fun

"You weren't paying enough attention to me because your were too busy toolin' around with your friends"- Attention whore

by Banfilth January 19, 2009