Fuck Ton

Programmer's Definition - A unit of measurement used when a new very large amount of storage or space is introduced into an environment that desperately needed it. This usually results in an increase in speed, performance and even happiness in some cases.

IT Manager: "Did that extra 8GB of RAM help your laptop gain performance?"

Programmer: "It helped me a Fuck Ton. My laptop can actually run 3 Instances of Visual Studio 2010, SSMS and a bunch of other programs simultaneously on Windows 7 now. It runs a Fuck Ton faster since you gave me a Fuck Ton more memory."

IT Manager: "You should have asked sooner."

Programmer: "I have only been asking since I got this business class laptop that only had 4GB of Memory on it; that you provided me and expected me to program on."

IT Manager: "Stop complaining..."

by dyslexicanaboko November 22, 2011

shit ton

5000 of any thing

"Dude, we are gunna make a shit ton of money this summer! It's gunna be awesome!"

"Damn, that a shit ton of dirt, you got to shovel that yourself?!"

by welderflyerboy April 25, 2010

thnx a ton

Means saying THANKS many times..
Mathamatically Ton=10,000kgs..
So we can use this word to express our thanxs....

Ramu: Hey dude! congratulations...
Anil: thnx a ton..!

by Anil Reddy June 25, 2008

Fuck ton

A quantity used to measure love. One fuck ton is equivalent to 1 million metric tons.

Ben loves Lacy 5 million fuck tons.

by Baby Boo Boo Bear May 30, 2011

C-Ton

Matthew Centonze, A westcoast producer from Los Angeles. A producer who works for Connessione Ent.

That beat iz fire C-Ton!

by Matthew Centonze June 22, 2006

Shit Ton

A measure of volume: The amount of space required to fill 2,000lbs of homogenized fecal matter.

That swimming pool can hold around 400 shit tons of water.

by Kimmbel October 23, 2008

Shit-ton

a lot of a certain thing, can be used as an estimated numerical reference

I had a shit-ton of chicken wings while I was banging this broad.

by skrilla June 17, 2003