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Toledo Tophat

The act of taking a dump in the hat of someone you don't like. Peferably done when they aren't looking and in a hat that will hold onto the contents until the person dumps it on their head.
Jonathan thinks he's such a badass, but he's getting a Toledo Tophat when he puts on his baseball cap.
by The Viceroy October 4, 2005
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Tolerationship

The uncomfortable (or even tense) terms upon which two parties co-exist when circumstances, rather than choice, either force them together, prevent them from separating or both.
That's my next-door neighbor. When the power went out after the '04 hurricane we had tolerationship for a few days because I had a barbeque grill and she had a generator.
by Shandooga McGluckfeez December 9, 2008
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j.r.r. tolkien

Now famous 20th century fantasy author (1892-1973), professor and literary and linguistic scholar. Most notably known for his books The Hobbit (or There and Back Again), originally written as a children's book published in 1937, and The Lord of The Rings Trilogy. He also wrote Farmer Giles of Ham, The Adventures of Tom Bombadil.
J.R.R. Tolkien is commonly referred to as the 'Father of Modern Fantasy Adventure' novels.
by G M$ney October 15, 2003
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told

To be put in one's place, whether in the form of a humiliating insult, beating, or other form of defeat.
"Oh, you came in here all arrogant, but you got TOLD!"
by inkdrinker April 24, 2003
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Tola

adj. Toe-la// A term used to describe someone being the coolest person in the world and or extremely "rugged".
Yo that dude that saved all those kids from the burning building is mad "tola", he must get mad pune tang.
by tdotdot October 25, 2006
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Tolkienite

when a person has seen the three LOTR movies by Peter Jackson and has an extensive knowledge of the three books by JRR Tolkien, The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, and some or all of the History of Middle Earth books
1-Legolas's name means Green Leaf!!
2-Yeah and he's from Mirkwood.
3. Tolkienites *shakes head*
by Perrine December 18, 2004
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Toledo Torpedo

Moving one's bowels under water while in a bath, hot tub, or pool on another person.
I was making out in a pool, and as I dove under water She gave me a Toledo Torpedo.
by DJ Rawdawg May 1, 2006
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