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A spy app for Middle Aged Chinese officials to watch teenagers (specifically normies who get easily targeted)

Don't even start a raid, once you logged in. The Kunchantang (Communist Chinese Party in English) will have access to personal data that is as valuable as a newly discovered tomb on the Eastern Bank of the Nile.

So any Normie reading this, stop. DELETE TIKTOK NOW. OKAY 8TH GRADER
Simp: Hey uh, my 12 year old neice is using TikTok
FBI Agent: Take me to her *unloads Glock*
Simp: Okay, right this way.

*busts in door*
Simp: Omae wa mo shinderiu
Neice: Nani?
FBI Agent: *pew pew*
TikTok by Liberal Republican April 8, 2020
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tiktok by iamdum May 11, 2020
The app where 90% of users are 40 year old pedophiles disguised as young people...The rest of the 10% are morons who gets viewed get the 90%.
Frank: *Looks through tiktok*

Frank: I'm 43!
Frank: *Pulls off his pants*
Frank:*Swipe*
TikTok by Homeboy ze Homie May 12, 2020
An app that has dozens of perverted teens humpin the air
Guy: what do u do for a living
E boy: oh I make “content” on tiktok
A app that’s full of toxicity and judges people based by their color,body, weight, beauty,etc.
Charli D”Amelio is one of the biggest tiktokers and she gets hate for her body.
Tiktok by Lily Lovely May 19, 2020
A cringey app full of toxic 12 years olds dancing
Friend: what’s your tiktok?
Me: no, just no
Tiktok by Sqeacker123 July 10, 2020
A horrible app where young kids makes themselves too complete fools in front of a camera. Often referred as "The only thing in the world that's worse than death."
Me: You want to play?
Friend: No, I'm going to do TikToks...
Me: #%&!/¤#!
TikTok by GentleOnion June 8, 2020